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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You at a glance
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 drama film, running 1h 53m. Its current release status is “Released”. Age rating: 15 in the United Kingdom.
In the United Kingdom it is listed on BFI Player, BFI Player Amazon Channel and BFI Player Apple TV Channel.
Rated 15 in the United Kingdom — intended for adults. Expect the themes and content that rating covers.
All key facts8
- Type
- Feature film
- Released
- 2025-10-10
- Runtime
- 1h 53m
- Genres
- Drama
- Director
- Mary Bronstein
- Original language
- English
- Status
- Released
- TMDB rating
- 6.3 / 10 · 451 votes
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Synopsis
Feature filmWith her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Cast
14 names
Rose ByrneLinda
Conan O'BrienTherapist
A$AP RockyJames
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
Ivy WolkDiana
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Manu NarayanLandlord
Christian SlaterFather
Eva KornetBreathworker
Ella BeattyKate
Helen HongEva
Daniel ZolghadriStephenQuestions about If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Quick answersWhere can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You in the United Kingdom?
In the United Kingdom, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is listed on BFI Player, BFI Player Amazon Channel, BFI Player Apple TV Channel. Use the country selector above the facts to see another market — streaming rights differ by country.
Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You suitable for children?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated 15 in the United Kingdom. That rating covers the themes and content levels set by the local classifier, so use it together with your own judgement for younger viewers.
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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a full discovery page on PelisPlus UK with its synopsis, cast, ratings and runtime. PelisPlus UK does not host video files; playback opens the third-party player sources configured by the site operator.
What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You runs for 1h 53m. The certification and runtime come from TMDB and can differ by region.
Can I watch the If I Had Legs I'd Kick You trailer?
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